The Radiator Springs Historical Society
is proud to honor the spirit of Stanley, our town's founder.
He was the bravest, most daring, most adventurous explorer
the world has ever known.
Let's hear it for Stanley himself!
Well, howdy, friends.
The path I took when I discovered Radiator Springs is full of beauty.
Now, let's take a leisurely drive to celebrate the sights.
Everyone dressed for adventure?
I'm roaring' my 20s.
I'm representin'.
I got my jugs, man!
I got my coconuts. Hey.
What the heck is that?
Anyone seen Lightning McQueen?
We heard he's the fastest car in the West.
Yeah.
He's the fastest car in the North, South, East, and West.
Who are you?
- Mater. - What's a "Mater"?
Nothing. What's a mater with you?
Well, you heard right, partner! I'm Lightning McQueen!
You don't look very fast to me.
Yeah.
Well, that's because I'm dressed up like Stanley. He's our town founder.
That's Stanley?
He looks more dumber than you.
Yeah.
- He didn't found much. - He should've kept looking!
You just insulted the wrong town.
Looks like our leisurely drive just turned into a race.
Pit stop.
All right, here's what you want to do. It's simple.
Head right out of town, turn right off your Main Street there,
and go left there at the tractors.
And then you head right over them rolling hills,
right past the cool pool of tranquility,
right through the beautiful Taillight Caverns,
right through the enchanted forest, and you's right back at home.
So, left at the tractors?
- Right. - And by right, you mean left.
- Left is right. - Right is left?
- No, left is right. - Right!
- So we turn right? - Enough already! Let's...
Go!
There goes Stanley.
Oh, applesauce!
I'll be your Stanley.
Follow me!
How's our dust taste, city boy?
Not as good as mine!
That tow truck said right, right?
- Right. - Right.
Now I did tell them to turn left at the tractors, right?
Right.
- I sure hope they don't turn right. - They'd never make it out alive.
It's okay. I told 'em to turn right. I mean left, right?
Right.
What'd that tow truck say about this part?
Rolling hills.
There's no way that Stanley fellow could've done this.
What's the matter? You guys giving up?
After him!
Roll, roll, roll.
Say Stanley, what was it like going over these hills back in 1909?
Well, it had its ups and downs.
Thank you.
Stanley, where are we now?
- I forget. - Taillight Caverns.
Oh, yeah. That's right! Taillight Caverns. Thanks, me.
Hey, look at the glow on Flo.
Come on, y'all, let's glow with the Flo.
- This must be... - Taillight Caverns.
Wait a minute.
Those aren't taillights.
Those are tailpipes!
That was exhausting.
Welcome to the enchanted forest.
How much farther, Mater... Stanley?
Well, we ain't out of the woods yet.
Okay, now we are!
And that right there, folks, concludes Stanley's leisurely drive.
I'm just beside myself.
I sure hope them racers had as much fun as we did.
I wonder where they are?
- Where are we? - The enchanted forest.
- Enchanted? - Yeah, it's enchanted.
I just want to live!
There you are. How'd you like Stanley's leisurely drive?
Leisurely? Your founder was one tough customer.
Yeah.
The roughest, toughest car in the West.